Really funny quiz

This is rlly cute, I got all of the answers wrong, srsly.

Q1: What do you put in a toaster?


Answer: If you said "toast," then your wrong D: If you said, "bread," go to question 2


Q2: Say aloud the word "silk" five times quickly. Then spell "silk." And then answer this question fast, "What do cows drink?"


Answer: If you said "milk" you’re wrong. If you said, "water", then proceed to question 3

Q3: If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?


Answer: If you said, "green bricks," you're wrong. If you said "glass," then go on to question 4.


Q4: You are driving a bus from New York to Miami. In New York, 17 people get on the bus. In Washington 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Virgina, 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Georgia, 11 people get off and 16 get on. In Jackson, 3 people get off and 5 get on. In Boca, 6 people get off and 3 people get on. You then arrive at Miami. Now for the question, what is the name of the bus driver?



A: YOU are the bus driver! Read the first line again.
;) If you answered all the questions right you’re a genuis! Can I have your autograph? lol